Helpful Hints To Lighten Your Day

Helpful Hints To Lighten Your Day

I figured after just getting back from a long weekend… you did not need a deep and thought provoking TMC with a ton of learning. So, I decided to lighten it up and ease you back into the shortened work week.

Here are some insights and thoughts that should help you through the rest of the week and beyond. And before you ask… yes I am a dad who likes to share his jokes. Actually, I got them a local publication but will take credit for them.

  • I got an email explaining how to read maps backwards… it was spam!
  • Last week I opened up my water and my electricity bill at the same time… I was shocked
  • Never challenge Death to a pillow fight unless you are willing to face the Reaper cushions
  • I was about to throw out my old pillow and then I thought, I’ll sleep on it.
  • To the person who stole my pillow. I will not rest until I find you.
  • I thought the drier was shrinking my clothes. It turns out it was the refrigerator.
  • And finally… be careful. Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for a long time.

Have a great rest of the week.

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