The last few weeks of this TMC have been pretty deep and intense. I thought this week as we approach summer some helpful hints for around the household might be useful. I hope your find these of value or at the least, amusing…
- I got between a pan and a wall. I was stuck been a wok and a hard place.
- If poison expires, does that mean it is more poisonous or no longer poisonous?
- Yesterday I opened my water and electricity bill at the same time. I was shocked!
- I recently purchased a sweater that was full of static electricity. I retuned it and they gave me another free of charge.
- When I am doing home improvements, I use my stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.
- If you think gas and electric bills are expensive, you should see chimneys. They are through the roof.
- I was confused as my printer was playing music. Turns out my paper was just jamming.
- I have been wrongly accusing my washing machine of shrinking my clothes. Its actually the fridge’s fault!
I hope this starts to prepare you for Father’s Day (which is just 33 days away) with lots of dad jokes.
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