I figure it is the day after Labor Day. Basically, the summer experience is over. Kids back in school and back to the grind at work. (Lol… like anyone in the sponsorship industry got to take the summer off.) So, I thought we would ease back in with some thoughtful insights and knowledge you should have for that next cocktail party or light elevator chat!
- What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot
- What do you call a pig who does karate? Pork chop
- What is a duck’s favorite ballet? The Nutcracker
- What is a dentist’s favorite appointment time? Two thirty / tooth hurty (just in case)
- What do you call 100 rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hareline
- What shoes do frogs wear in the summer? Open toad
- What did the buffalo say when he left his kid? Bison
- Before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home.
- When it rains cats and dogs… make sure you do not step in a poodle
- What do you call two moneys with a shared Amazon account? Prime Mates
Have a great rest of a short week.
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