Just Plain Old Fun

Just Plain Old Fun

We work in a fun industry. It offers many opportunities for excitement, innovation, and fun. Every once in a while, you just need to sit back, relax, and smile. I was doing some client research online and came across (yes, distracted and sidetracked) some terrific one-liners. I read, laughed, and enjoyed. This morning, I would like to share some of those one-liners with you so you can relax, laugh, and enjoy. You deserve it!

All of these are from stand-up comedian Steven Wright. His mind truly sees things differently than most of us!

  1. Borrow money from pessimists—they don’t expect it back.
  2. 99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  3. 7% of all statistics are made up on the spot!
  4. A conscience is what hurts when the rest of your body parts feel good.
  5. A clear conscience is often the sign of a bad memory.
  6. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  7. How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?
  8. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously have overlooked something.
  9. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now!
  10. What happens if you get scared to death—twice?
  11. Experience is something you typically don’t get until after you need it.
  12. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  13. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.
  14. Everyone has a photographic memory—some people just don’t have film!
  15. If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

I hope I made you smile this morning. Have a great Tuesday and rest of the week.

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